Turns out the sense of cringe I was trying to cultivate wasn't ironic enough.
I've been reading about digital gardens lately and it seems like what I was trying to do with this website, so while most, if not all, of the content is staying, the homepage is getting an overhaul. Please stay tuned!
I realized I've been fleshing out the secondary pages on this site and not the landing/homepage. Guess I'll start working on that agin.